The Minister of State for Foreign Affairs, Bianca Ojukwu, has narrated an experience she had with a Master of Ceremonies at an event.
Speaking via a post on Instagram, Ojukwu revealed how the MC was making jokes about tall people.
She said as he made the insensitive joke, he kept looking in her direction.
The Minister concluded her post by hinting at giving him “sweet music to the ears”.
Bianca Ojukwu wrote: “There’s nothing more irritating than engaging folks with a devastating capacity to immunise themselves against any kind of commonsense. Nothing persin no go see for this Christmas Season.
“So, Here I am, at an event, and the comedian starts the usual ‘ tall people’ rants…how tall people are arrogant; their heads are in the clouds looking down on all their eyes survey, blah blah, blah… (… by the way, where should those heads be? Under a basket in his backyard, maybe)….he was railing, all the while looking towards my direction. E be like say dis one dey new for town…..
“He claims to be a comedian/ Dj/ upcoming musician…inukwa? Nothing that any nincompoop armed with a lethal microphone and a captive audience cannot claim to be. What is there? Even myself, I am harmonically talented, and can bring sweet music to the ears, especially for ndi nti ike. What he needs is an immediate introduction to my album collection.
“One thing he forgot to add is that tall people can also be very generous. It will be my singular pleasure to step up to that stage and personally deliver to him an advance Christmas gift of a CD of just one of my greatest hits.
“When I touchdown, ósó ga eme.”